Going to the bathroom
I need to go to the bathroom but I’m still eating my breakfast quesadilla and if I leave the plate out on my desk while I go to the bathroom then a cat will fuck with…
What even is time?
Last night as I was going to bed, admittedly late, my husband says to me, “Happy December” and even looking at the evidence of this truth on the screensaver display of his locked computer, I still…