Going to the bathroom

I need to go to the bathroom but I’m still eating my breakfast quesadilla and if I leave the plate out on my desk while I go to the bathroom then a cat will fuck with my food. I can’t put it in the real estate area (place in the hallway) either because the cat can jump on there. There’s only one triangle left. I’m going to go put this down in the kitchen area and then go pee. Oh but while I’m walking I could save time and eat the last triangle of quesadilla. Now it’s taking a longer time than it seems it should to eat the last triangle and I still have to pee (and explain what just happened to my husband even though he didn’t ask).